1. love all the people, loathe thyself
2. Men are from mars, women are from venus, and self help books are from Uranus.
3. Don't take nutritional advice from another species.
4. Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.
5. If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love.
6. You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry.
7. It's easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
8. Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.
9. Dance like you've been hurt, work like nobody's watching, and love like you need money.
10. The one time you don't take uppers is before a limpo competition.
Bonus lesson:
Sometimes you have to let yourself laugh
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